Soaps With Imaginary Ropes

Today’s feature is all about unique hand-made soap bars!

After looking at the soap range collection of Geeky Clean, we instantly knew that they had to be featured. So, without further ado, here we go:

Monkey Farts Soap

Banana Scented?! Oh yea! Giggity Giggity!

Light-up D20 Soap

Health

Can’t imagine soaping yourself whilst fighting monsters!

Mana

Yea baby! Cast that mana to your body xoxo

Cure Light Wounds

This is definitely much more viable than eating a scroll.

Barbarian Scrub

Don’t mess with a Barbarian after a protein shake and a good scrubbin!

Metal Gear Solid Soap
Game Over Codec Message: SNAKE! Its a SNAKE!!!

Boba Feet

Cuz Bounty Hunters are always given the dirtiest jobs. NUFF SAID.

Dharma Initiative Soap

As was stated on the label: On behalf of Dr. Pierre Chang and the rest of the Dharma Initiative, we would like to congratulate you on your acceptance into the program. You will be embarking to the island soon, so please pack lightly, and don’t forget this standard issue, Dharma Initiative soap.

Zom-B-Gone

No need to splatter zombie blood or stench to your body for zombies to avoid you, just apply this soap. Just don’t drop the soap. Seriously.

Sexterity

Fear not, Halfling! Increase your percentage in *ahem* THAT skill set by adding this temporary multiplier!

Tub Invaders! PEW PEW PEW!

*Kinky bathroom sound effects not included*

Magic Brownie Energy Soap

Restores health, can be used as bait, used as a blunt weapon and technically, used for cleaning to restore party morale from all that dungeon crawling.

Avatar Bending Soaps (4 Pack)

A soap set that can be used to bend out of any situation.

*Wink*

Tetra-Soap

Rectangular puzzle block not included. Its up to the player to improvise.

*Wink*

Magic Missile and Fireball Set

Cast Magic Missiles and Fireballs to your enemies! *SHOVES*

Tentaclean Cthulhu Soap by MissMonster
Rubbah Ducky Vs Cthulhu – ROUND 1… FIGHT!

The Death Bar

Dishonored Dwarf Shaving Soap Kit

That excuse of, “I’m growing out my beard to get more into my character” may have worked 4 years ago, but the time has come to get rid of that scraggly fuzz!

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