Today’s feature is all about unique hand-made soap bars!
After looking at the soap range collection of Geeky Clean, we instantly knew that they had to be featured. So, without further ado, here we go:
Monkey Farts Soap
Banana Scented?! Oh yea! Giggity Giggity!
Light-up D20 Soap
Can’t imagine soaping yourself whilst fighting monsters!
Yea baby! Cast that mana to your body xoxo
Cure Light Wounds
This is definitely much more viable than eating a scroll.
Don’t mess with a Barbarian after a protein shake and a good scrubbin!
Metal Gear Solid Soap
Game Over Codec Message: SNAKE! Its a SNAKE!!!
Cuz Bounty Hunters are always given the dirtiest jobs. NUFF SAID.
Dharma Initiative Soap
As was stated on the label: On behalf of Dr. Pierre Chang and the rest of the Dharma Initiative, we would like to congratulate you on your acceptance into the program. You will be embarking to the island soon, so please pack lightly, and don’t forget this standard issue, Dharma Initiative soap.
No need to splatter zombie blood or stench to your body for zombies to avoid you, just apply this soap. Just don’t drop the soap. Seriously.
Fear not, Halfling! Increase your percentage in *ahem* THAT skill set by adding this temporary multiplier!
Tub Invaders! PEW PEW PEW!
*Kinky bathroom sound effects not included*
Magic Brownie Energy Soap
Restores health, can be used as bait, used as a blunt weapon and technically, used for cleaning to restore party morale from all that dungeon crawling.
Avatar Bending Soaps (4 Pack)
A soap set that can be used to bend out of any situation.
Rectangular puzzle block not included. Its up to the player to improvise.
Magic Missile and Fireball Set
Cast Magic Missiles and Fireballs to your enemies! *SHOVES*
Tentaclean Cthulhu Soap by MissMonster
Rubbah Ducky Vs Cthulhu – ROUND 1… FIGHT!
The Death Bar
Dishonored Dwarf Shaving Soap Kit
That excuse of, “I’m growing out my beard to get more into my character” may have worked 4 years ago, but the time has come to get rid of that scraggly fuzz!
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