Feel like having a mythical protein based diet?

How about…

*DRUM ROLLS*

Unicorn Meat Can

No preservatives ladies and gents!

With their shroom-based diet, its 101 percent safe!

Unicorn choice cuts ranges from:

Choice Cuts

OM NOM NOM!

Sliced Unicorn

Its sure to satisfy your cravings!

So hurry, buy now only at your nearest ThinkGeek store!

While stocks last.

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Nutrition Facts:

Unicorn horns are an excellent source of calcium

for strong bones and teeth.